Lance Cass • eagle2ch

[Estquer]

Name: Lance Cass
Age: 36
Occupation: Farmer
Hometown: Kirksville, MO
Marital Status: Single
Sexual Orientation: Straight

Big Brother: Face the camera and state your name and occupation for the record.

Lance: Lance Cass, farmer.

Big Brother: Can that industrial wasteland still be called a farm?

Lance: This isn't the 19th century any more. We have modern technology, and that's a good thing.

Big Brother: So many smaller farms have been subsumed into your own.

Lance: It's the nature of capitalism. The American way. The strong will survive.

Big Brother: Mr. Cass, the ultimate horseman. First you bring pestilence, destroying the competition from within. Next comes war, where they fight back, trying to survive. Third comes famine, for those who could not eat because of your actions. And finally, death. For those who you've destroyed with your greed.

Lance: I regret nothing.

Big Brother: There's plenty left to regret, Mr. Cass.