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    S02EP06 🌴 "Jamaican Me Crazy"





    PREVIOUSLYONTHEBADGIRLSCLUB..


    With Ivy leaving the Bad Girls House, the roommates waited in anticipation for the new girl to arrive.
    Meanwhile, Vanessa and Adriana plotted to push boring Brandi out of the house.
    New roommate Stina is welcomed with open arms into the house, however quickly gets into it with Goldie over her suitcases,
    And she and Leila seem quite wary of each other.

    Stina's first night in the Bad Girls Club quickly turns to a hectic one as Vanessa decides to provoke Brandi in the limo.
    It escalates into a full-on brawl outside in front of the club when the limo arrives.





    "BITCH DON'T MOTHERF***ING TOUCH ME!"



    "Matter of fact, COME HERE BITCH. YOU CALL THAT MORE?"








    Bitch Imma touch you whenever i want

    ****ing Post OP Tranny









    "BITCH."

    [Vanessa = Girl Attacking And Slipping]


    "WHAT THE F*** IS YOUR PROBLEM, HO? WANNA PUNCH ME? GO THE F*** BACK HOME, YOU NOT COMING IN THE CLUB BITCH!"

    -Vanessa walks up to the VIP Bouncer.-

    "DON'T LET THAT BRENDA SONG LOOKING BITCH INSIDE. SHE'S NOT COMING IN. SHE ATTACKED ME."

    -She then walks over to the Producers.-

    "Can y'all take her home, please? The bitch punched me numerous times."





    The drama doesn't stop there, as when Adriana is letting loose and dancing with a guy that isn't Niles,
    Jenna takes it upon herself and tries to expose her, but ends up stomping her.





    In Confessional

    So like this cute Chris Brown wannabe comes up and starts giving me a lap dance, and takes his shirt
    off.... Like damn I ain't complaining hahaha


    -Adriana the switches it up and gives him a lap dance-



    -Adriana hears Vanessa, but completely ignores her as she is way into her guy-






    Jenna takes out her ipod and records Adriana and the Chris Brown look alike giving eachother lap dances and kissing
    Jenna finds Goldie


    Jenna: Goldie gurl, what is Nile's EMAIL? I have an interesting video to send him. He was way too cute to get mouth herpes from Adriana. If she didn't have them before she sure does now. She is making out with Chris Brown.. WITH TONGUE. He has sores on his mouth. Not cold sores either. HERPES. I know what herpes look like because I saw Adriana get out of the shower once.






    -Adriana goes up to Jenna and yanks the ipod outta her hand-

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    -She then tosses it over the balcony into the crowd of people dancing-



    -Adriana sits back down and continues drinking-







    Jenna: Dumb ho, that was my cellie I snuck in to get ahold of my dealer. Good thing I recorded you gettin knocked up with my ipod and emailed myself a copy.
    Jenna grabs Adriana by the hair and starts spinning her around and lets go leaving Adriana to fly into the wall and crumple on the ground


    Jenna: EAT THE GROUND YOU SCUZZY DUMPSTER WHORE.

    Jenna kicks Adriana in the face

    Jenna: MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T SUCK COCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLUB WHEN YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND.


    Jenna spits on Adriana whos lying on the ground bleeding from the face

    Jenna: OH THATS RIGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A MARRIED MAN, NILES IS JUST YOUR CARRIER FOR THE HERPES VIRUS YOU ARE SPREADING YOU STAGE THREE EPIDEMIC.






    In Confessional

    Like this hoe is really a danger to all of humanity! I can't at her kicking me in the face!

    -Adriana is helped off the floor crying-



    GET THE F*CKIN CAMERAS OUTTA MY FACE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    -Adriana is seen attacking the cameraman who is filming her-



    -She is then escorted outside the club with the producers-

    I WANT THE GROSS FAT STONER WHORE OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW!!!!
    SHE KICKED ME IN MY FACE! SHE COULD OF BROKE MY NOSE!
    SHE IS A DANGER TO ALL OF US IN THE HOUSE! YOU CAN'T LET THIS SLIDE!
    I DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HER FAT STRETCHED MARKED ASS! SHE CAN'T STAY HERE!


    -The producers are seen putting Adriana in a taxi that will take her to the hospital-





    With two girls violently lashing out in one night, the Producers decided these girls' fates in the Bad Girls House needed to be put to a vote.
    Brandi and Jenna were both put up for separate House Votes, and one of the girls was sent packing.






    -Vanessa takes a look at Brandi.-

    "Bitch, you already know where I stand with you. I don't like your ass. You're boring. You're weak. You're a flaky, frail ass bitch. You only speak when spoken to. You threw blows at me first TWICE. And that's only because I provoked you, otherwise you would be even more basic than you already are, which is damn near impossible. You don't do anything around the house but sit here and waste space. You have no friends. There are plenty of girls who would love to be here in your place, but you're wasting it by being irrelevant."



    "Therefore Brenda Song, I vote for you to GET THE F*** OUT."







    -she smiles as she hears she is going home-

    I'm gone ?
    FINALLY !
    I'm ****ing outta here

    -runs upstairs and starts to pack up her stuff and grabs the bags and rushes out the door and before she closes it she gives her last goodbye message to the girls-
    Goodbye ****ERS


    Confessional:
    Me getting asked to leave is probably the best thing to have every happen to me in my entire life.
    I came here to have my fun and this was badass.Although i wish i could've stayed longer i didn't care anyways.
    I mopped Vanessa's ass and i'm not regretting nothing she can go suck her pimp's dick.
    From now it's just relax and chilling time without giving two f*cks about those hoes tryna come for me.I'm way ****ing smarter than them anyways
    I've got more brains than they had tit jobs.

    -when she walks out she gets her luggage in the car and gets in and the limo drives away-

    Confessional:
    Honestly half of these hoes aren't even bad.I pity those hoes for their mothers to even know them.
    Bye bitches not going to miss any one of you.
    And Vanessa i'll kick your ass again and again.

    -Clip shows of Brandi are shown in her best moments-





    Jenna, however, is allowed to stay in the Bad Girls Club House.
    One of the girls is particularly shocked by this decision, and it turns into yet another altercation.
    Stina, Goldie, and Jenna all gang up on Leila, who is forced to hold her ground alone.







    [IN CONFESSIONAL]
    So the Ghetto Banshee comes flying back down the stairs and comes into the kitchen looking for some more. I want to make her so on edge that she'll flip her **** and Jenna can get some too.

    [LEILA]
    *As Goldie comes running into the kitchen, Leila walks up to her*
    You are nothing but a ghetto ass loud mouth. Take your period head ass back to the slums of Compton!


    [IN CONFESSIONAL]
    I wanted to tug on her ratchet lace front a bit just to see how far I could push her. I want her to hit me, but I also want to make sure her wig is on right.

    [LEILA]
    *Turns to Jenna*
    You can get some too, crackwhore!
    *Grabs her cup of ramen off the kitchen counter and chunks it in Jenna's face*

    How's that for Chun Li, bitch? Keep it up and next I'll wrap my thighs around your head and smother you with my camel toe.

    *Steps back from both girls, flips her hair and smirks*






    Stina steps out of her bedroom and starts to head downstairs, still dressed in her PJs. As she gets closer to the bottom of the stairs, she hears the commotion and quickens her pace. She sees Leila, again, stirring the pot and gets in her face.

    Stina; LEILA! Why can't you just shut the fuck up, huh? Why do you always have to be in a fight? Bitch, you should be tired of being clowned by now. So step the fuck off.








    Jenna takes a noodle off her shoulder and slurps it up
    Jenna: Thanks Iron Chef, finally showing us why you are here. To feed us like the slave laborer you were born and bred to be.
    Yoooo did you make my nikes too?


    Jenna: You can keep callin' me a crackwhore all you want, its everyone else who's gonna be laughing at your uneducated ass.
    Puffin' purple ain't make you a crackhead you dumb ****.
    Just cause you watch intervention doesn't make you Dr.Drew.

    Jenna makes a punching gesture at Leila and watches her flinch








    [LEILA]
    *As Stina gets closer and smushes her in the face*
    Really bitch? Did you just touch me with your chubby little welfare fingers? **** YOU. How about I show you a real smush, bitch!






    Stina; Bitch I am NOT afraid of you. I can take exactly what I dish out, ho. Here's another for your trouble.








    *Stumbles back after being smushed in the face again by Stina*

    [IN CONFESSIONAL]
    At this point I need to resort to doing things I wouldn't normally do, but I'm sure her whorish thug ass is used to.

    [LEILA]

    *Hurls spit at Stina*
    Have some of my DNA, bitch. Maybe it'll cancel out some of that hoodrat thing you got going on.





    Stina pauses for a moment, stunned by Leila spitting on her. Her eyes flare in rage as she faces Leila.

    Stina; Leila, I....EUGH!










    *Turns to Goldie*


    [CONFESSIONAL]
    Hold up.....this bitch has crossed the line.
    Where did she here that I have a sugar daddy?


    [LEILA]
    Bitch let me choke you out for just a quick second!


    *Turns back to Stina just in time to get slapped in the face*

    [LEILA]
    You disgusting project slut!
    *Immediately grabs Stina by the weave following the slap and yanks her down*






    Stina; Bitch, this hair is worth more than your life! It's not cheap like THIS.

    She grabs two handfuls of Leila's hair.








    -Goldie is livid after being choked by Leila and, after Leila's head is hurled back by the force of Stina's backhand, she spots an opportunity
    that she can't pass up-

    -She launches herself at Leila and gets a firm grip on her hair-




    (Interview): I'm giving Leila the attention/air-time that she so desperately craves. Well done bitch, you finally made your cameo appearance,
    but now it's time for you to get destroyed. #sorryboutit -shrugs-








    [LEILA]
    *Gets pulled down to the ground from behind by Goldie*
    LET GO OF ME. GET HER OFF ME. GET THIS RED HEADED HOODRAT OFF OF ME.



    [IN CONFESSIONAL]
    I've said before, I'm not a fighter. I don't fight bitches with hands, I fight them with words. But when someone puts their hands on me, I'm going to do something back, like I'm not a punk. If she wants to yank hair, then I can yank right back.


    *Grabs Goldie by the hair and begins pulling her down*








    -The microwave tings-

    -Goldie, still having her hair tugged on by Leila, extends her hand to Stina-


    Goldie: TAG OUT, BITCH. MY FOOD IS READY. TAG OUT!!!

    (Interview): When I heard the microwave, I was done. Can't fight on an empty stomach, you know?






    [LEILA]
    *Gets pulled away by security before the fight goes much further*

    BITCH DID YOU JUST RIP OUT MY ****ING HAIR? I DIDN'T BUY THIS FROM A RUN DOWN SHOP NEXT TO A GAS STATION LIKE YOU DID.

    [CONFESSIONAL]
    And now the war has officially begun. I've successfully divided the house and hopefully made this a very tense enviroment. I've gotten one step closer to breaking one of these girls and I'm very excited. I had to lose some hair in the process, but that's fine. I can lose hair, it'll grow back. These bitches can never grow back their dignity.





    At this point, the house divide was even more clear than before.
    However, there could be trouble between Vanessa and Adriana on one side,
    When Vanessa tells Adriana when she arrives home that she voted to keep Jenna.








    "Well girl, honestly, the vote ended up being a tie; I had voted to keep Jenna here. I honestly felt that although what she did was hella low, that's the first time she ever snapped on somebody. She's usually been here to just help us have fun up until the day. And I believed that she could change if the Producers gave her some serious repercussions. Don't be mad."







    -Adriana stares at Vanessa with a shocked expression-



    Please tell me I did not just hear you say you voted to keep her ass in the house! WTF were you thinking!
    I swear it makes me feel like I can't even trust you anymore... Like if it was you getting curb stomped the f*ck out
    and I had a choice to send the bitch home... I WOULD IN A HEARTBEAT!!!! I just.... I can't talk to you right now... So let me excuse myself....

    -Adriana begins exiting the kitchen then turns and shouts to Vanessa-



    -Adriana then walks out onto the patio for a cigarette-

    In Confessional



    You know I thought Vanessa was my true friend in the house and I let my guard down with her
    and shared some personal stuff, but it just backfired on me and she seriously just hurt my feelings.
    But, I'm going to play it cool because I don't want her to see that its effected me in this way...
    She better watch her back from now on, cause I'm not anymore.
    ..

    INTERVIEW




    The girls then learned that they would be taking a one-week trip to Negril, Jamaica.
    Will this vacation be a time for the girls to put aside their differences and bond,
    Or will drama rear its ugly head once again with a huge divide and a friendship deteriorating?








    ADRIANA • 2 STRIKES
    BESSIE • 1 STRIKE
    ANDREA • 0 STRIKES
    GOLDIE • 2 STRIKES
    STINA • 0 STRIKES
    JENNA • 2 STRIKES
    LEILA • 0 STRIKES
    VANESSA • 0 STRIKES



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    Alright y'all, so here is how the Jamaica Trip will go down.

    • Men of Steel Strip Show
    • Toga Club Party

    • Breakfast
    • Beach
    • Wet T-Shirt Contest
    • Dinner & Clubbing with Men of Steel

    • Chilling on Yacht
    • Head Back to America

    Add drama in wherever you see fit.
    Start off this episode with the girls packing their stuff for the trip.
    I will then post the limo arriving and the new girl will be waiting inside.



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    Stina has her suitcase splayed open on her bed as she is beginning to pack. She yells loud enough to reach all the bedrooms.

    Stina; So we should only pack bikinis, yeah?



    Confessional; I'm so looking forward to Jamaica, it's beautiful this time of year. What I'm not looking forward to is the girls being like nerdy tourists. You know, my family is well off, so I've been to a lot nicer places than Jamaica, but I'm sure the girls are gonna be over the top about it. I wouldn't be surprised if some of them haven't even been out of the country before. Poor people problems.


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    [LEILA]
    JAMAICCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
    *Jumps up and down on her bed while she packs her suitcase*


    [IN CONFESSIONAL]
    Oh my god! I'm so excited to be going to Jamaica. I'm ready to feel the sun, I'm ready to see some gorgeous beaches, and most of all I'm ready for some Jamaican boys to play with. Meow~
    Hopefully the drama will be left at the house, but with these girls I doubt it. I'm going to try and put aside my issues with Charlie's Hoodrat Angels for at least the duration of the trip, but if they start with me then I'll make life hectic for them all without question.

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    -Adriana is seen tossing a bunch of bikini's and skimpy outfits into her suitcase and duffle bags-

    *Shouts back to Stina* Yes girl, and summer dresses I guess.... *Thinking out loud* Does anyone know what the weathers like over there?

    -Adriana is then seen struggling down the hallway with her overweight bags, then she places her bags down, stopping in front of Stina's bedroom door-



    Cute bikini girl, where did you get it from? *Smiles*

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    Confessional: I'm so excited to go to Jamaica because I've never been outside the country. I heard they have good food down there! I get to walk around in my bikini and dance.
    RPDR 9: Valentina, Trinity Taylor, Peppermint

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    Stina glances up to her doorway and smiles at Adriana. She lifts up the bikini top Adriana is talking about and holds it to her chest, playfully dancing and laughing.


    Stina; Nothing says vacay like some Gucci! You need some help loading up your luggage? I'm almost done and then I can hep if ya need.

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    Gucci... Loves it! *Laughs* Oh no girl that's why they hire so many cameraman...

    -Adriana then points at one of the guys off the side-

    You! Help me down with my bags please... I don't wanna break anything after the other nights incidents... Thanks! *Blows kiss*


    -Adriana then hops on Stina's bed and talks to her as she watches her pack-

    So what do you think of all these hoodrats so far? *Laughs*

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    Stina continues packing while talking casually with Adriana.

    Stina; What do I...think of the girls. Yeesh. Some of the girls are really dramatic, and that's really all I know of them, ya know? They haven't really shown me anything else, so that's all I have to form an opinion. But Leila? I wouldn't fuck with her outside of this house. We are just polar opposites and aren't meshing well.

    Confessional; Hopefully Adriana isn't just trying to bleed me for gossip, I reeeeally do not want anything to pop off in Jamaica. The only thing scarier than overseas prison is Leila's homemade ink work~


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    -Vanessa is in her room packing her bags.
    She then walks by Adriana and Stina and walks into Leila, Jenna, and Stina's bedroom.
    She is lugging her oversized Louis Vuitton suitcase behind her.-

    "Leila, look how big this s*** is! Let me see if my big ass can fit in here." -laughs-




    CONFESSIONAL
    "So we're heading to Jamaica and I'm excited as hell. I love it down there, I've done a couple of shoots here for magazines before. I've never been to anything like this Hedonism II Resort, though! It's about time we got to see some sexy ass men."


    END CONFESSIONAL


    -Vanessa then looks over and watches Adriana plop onto Stina's bed.-



    INTERVIEW
    "Oh so Stina's your new best friend now that I didn't want to vote Jenna out? Okay. That's cute~"



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    Yeah that pretty much sums up the girls thus far. Most of the girls hate me... Why IDK.
    I've been fighting bitches since day 1 because of all the hate they have towards me, but I just brush it off...
    If your looking for a good ass time, you should kick it with Vanessa and I cause we know how to get it crackin in VIP. *Laughs*


    -Adriana looks over to Vanessa who is on the other side of the room-

    Vee you ready to get it crackin in Jamaica boo!

    -Adriana then pulls out her makeup and mirror for a touch up-


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    -Vanessa turns to Adriana.-

    "Hell yeah I'm ready to do this. Jamaica is nothing new to me, you know how I do."



    -The girls then hear the sound of a horn honking.-

    "BITCHESSS THAT'S THE LIMOOO! GRAB YOUR S*** AND LET'S GOO! AND LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, DON'T KEEP EVERYBODY WAITING!"

    -Vanessa runs to her room and grabs her suitcases.
    She then throws her shades on, grabs her Birkin and holds it in the cradle of her arm, and heads down the stairs.
    The limo driver opens the door and she drops her suitcases for him to pick up.-

    "Thank you, boo!"

    -Vanessa then proceeds into the limo and is stopped dead in her tracks.-



    INTERVIEW
    "..Who is this bitch?"



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    |The limo drives up to the house.
    Hidden inside the limo is a feisty women|


    "I may be a loud and proud hot mess when drunk but I am like dynamite spark me and you will see an explosion happen."

    |INTERVIEW|

    Im one of those chicks that everyone loves to look out because she is the life of the party.
    I seem to attract people when ever I am in the room.....
    That is till I am drinking.
    I am not the most classiest person when drunk.
    But I really dont give two shits.
    Im not here to act normal.
    This is NOT the act normal club.
    I do what i want when i want to.
    Judge me all you want that is not gonna change how I act.
    Hope these girls know what they are getting into.



    Oops you caught me.
    I have taken a couple sips of vodka.
    The day has just begun.
    I am ready to show these girls just what they have been missing.



    Drea| HAYYYYYYY LADIES. My name is Drea! Nice of you to join me in my limo.... Siiiiiiike.


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    -Vanessa looks at Andrea for a second.
    She then proceeds to give her a hug.-



    "Haha, that was cute, bitch. My name's Vanessa, nice to meet you! So did they already tell you where we going?"




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    Jen| Yes gurl! JAMMMMMAAAACCCIIIAAA baby. I guess they want to treat me with the best. Like they should.


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    Stina puts down her tote bag and approaches the new girl.


    Stina; Now I'm not the newest girl! And oh gosh, you seem so funny.




    Confessional; Seriously. Already annoying

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    "That's right! Bad bitches do it well. So where you from?"



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    INTERVIEW

    So we get into the limo and I see this little new girl in there! She seems like she can be cool!

    -Adriana has a seat next to Stina and waves to Andrea from across the limo-



    Hey girl! My names Adriana!

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