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  1. #55
    RTVG Idol elel's Avatar
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    honestly jaslene is a trash, her walk is suck but she think she got the best walk!!! OMG we got another jade-lene~~~ an un-discover supermodel blah blah blah.

    and her face is so man-ly, not a model material, Please send her home!!!!




  2. #56
    Quote Originally Posted by funkalicious
    Jaslene is arrogant. She talks about how good she is all day long.
    Because she IS good! Yeah, she is a bit overconfident, but I think this week may made her realize she has to work too like everyone else.

    LOL @ Jade-lene! Loves it!
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  3. #57
    Quote Originally Posted by GlitterxGold
    Because she IS good! Yeah, she is a bit overconfident, but I think this week may made her realize she has to work too like everyone else.

    LOL @ Jade-lene! Loves it!
    Well she is good but I think she horribly overrates her own runway walk.

    antm/beauty

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    Quote Originally Posted by funkalicious
    Well she is good but I think she horribly overrates her own runway walk.

    Exactly. i never ever see such horrible walk on the runway but she claim she's the best walker....

    i doubt any designers would accept her best walk, it really makes me feel sad how come she would think this is the best??? or she's influence by lielie's fake comment??

    dont trust lielie, what lielie said is for TV, in real modelling world, you must be fired with that walk!




  5. #59
    It's way too hooker and tranny.

    antm/beauty

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    Two of my fave words, "hooker" and "tranny" in a sentence. Loves it.

    Renee FTW!



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    Renee FTW.

    Oh and Jaslene needs to calm down, her pic is FIERCEFIERCE, but her walk and her look in person will not get her much work. She is also short which works against her. Honestly she's just a photographic ANTM girl (like KahKah or NicNic (C3), so she won't get much work I predict.

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  8. #62
    The only reason her photos look good is because she had alot to work with. In the weirdo shot everything was working for her and she is hidden by the makeup, the hair and that huge furry hat. Without it all, she is lackluster.

    antm/beauty

  9. #63
    JasJas knows how to pose though. She was working the angles very well. Samantha had a great wardrobe/makeup for hers too but she just stood there uncomfortably.
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    elel, does JasJas give you the impression of Dani's signature 'dead face'?, because to me her pic last week was , and even you have to admit it.

    Imagine on panel,

    Tyty: So what do you think of Jaslene's picture, elevue
    elel: JasJas got that same signature dead face like your previous winner DanDan, she looks like a man
    Tyty: HOW DARE YOU insult my precious dead face baby Danielle, I must feed you to GodzillRA.
    Twiggy: Oh, you are scaring me Tyra!

    ~* *~

  11. #65
    Oh no !, Jas Jas face is not even dead.

    It's just UGLY !



  12. #66
    Jaslene in TV Guide ...


  13. #67
    I agree with the mini-article. It's like she wants her to play into a stereotype. I realize that Jaslene was the one who started it by doing the over the top persona, but I hope Tyra realizes that there are more than one sides to a person than just sassy 24/7 and that being Latina is more than just dancing salsa and being loud. In fact, there are many Latinas that are the opposite. Maybe some days Jaslene feels like being sasssssy, other days she doesn't. She's human. Give her a break.
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    Maybe Jaslene forgot her estrogen pills at home, that's why she's so sad..

    [Jaslene is seen looking at herself in the mirror, stubble is visible around her chin area]
    Jaslene : [in a deep Miss Jay-like voice] URGH I'M NOT MUY CALIENTE ANYMORE~~~



  15. #69
    I wouldn't be suprised if that's true, AzAz!

    Just look at this!

    [Jade voice] Can you see the manly? Can you see it? [/Jade voice]


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    [on the phone]

    Jaslene : [deep Miss Jay-like voice] Hello? MUMMY!?!?!
    Mama JasJas : Who is this???!!!
    Jaslene : [in an even deeper voice] It's Jaslene.
    Mama JasJas : No it isn't!
    Jaslene : [coughs] You know... [suggestive cough]
    Mama JasJas : A?, caramba! Don't tell me you forgot your estrogen pills!
    Jaslene : [wails] Mummy~ I'm not a chica anymore~
    [Mama JasJas hands the phone to Lida and Melina]
    Jaslene : LIDA!
    Lida : Hey ommm... DID YOU KNOW THAT MAURICE DITCHED HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR THAT SKANKY SLUT ROSA?!?!
    [Melina snatches the phone]
    Melina : ROSA YOU A DEAD BITCH!!!!
    Jaslene : I don't care about that skanky slut Rosa y'know. Tsk. LeeLee, do you think I'm hot?
    Melina : Muy caliente~ Push up your t?tas!
    [Jaslene pushes up her "t?tas"]
    Melina : STOOPID!!! Don't push mine up, Lida!!! Lesbiana~
    Jaslene : [sniffs] Thanks. I feel muy better now. Bye!
    [Natasha grabs the phone]
    Natasha : Who in Shuvalovka eez dis?
    Lida & Melina : [in unison] OMG it's that Russian chica!
    Natasha : Like.. JAH I vant to use da phone for like five meeeeenutes~ Jazzlene is like, so baby~ Vill eu pleez hang uhp?
    [Lida and Melina hang up the phone]



  17. #71
    OMG LOL, AzAz!

    More evidence that Jaslene is a man!


    Look at her ensemble and the way she sits!


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  18. #72
    Your all haters haha
    I actually like Jaslene
    Not as a model, but for her personality

    Its funny, you both have Renee/Felicia icons ... No wonder you dont like Jaslene

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