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    Sin Ding is literally GGLoki TBH




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    Is that a fucking rat?

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    Those rps make me root for those who I wasn't a fan of.

    Especially Gryffon.


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    Lol.

    Love these personalities and backgrounds.
    Excited to see these in the cycle.

    #teamgryffon #win4chariry

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    This RP had me ROFLMAO !!!

    Toft is BAE. Those Harry Styles gif are to die for, esp for a Directioner like me. AHHHHHH



    I will be effin Shea if I met a bachelor who has that lots of money, GAG!

    I love Perhuchi in this episode. Long live the DICK NOSE MY LOVE

    \

    And Sin Ding's fierce mute modeling 101. Slay the house down girl!!

    Hadley would have to be my favorite here. Gurl. What the actual f. She got me gagging #RATREALNESS




    I can't wait for the rest of the auditions.

    For now, we need medic!


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    PERHOOCHIE AND HADLEY ARE ALREADY ICONS!!!!!


    I actually love Toft now after his audition

    Idina is an icon but what else is new?

    Sin Ding and Gryffon are fierce too.





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    Officially have finished sketching all shots for round 3 shoot and boy is it gonna be a polarizing one.


    Final two auditions posts coming soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by topmodeluniverse1 View Post
    Officially have finished sketching all shots for round 3 shoot and boy is it gonna be a polarizing one.


    Final two auditions posts coming soon.



    Will it be full-body/pair shoot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by topmodeluniverse1 View Post
    Officially have finished sketching all shots for round 3 shoot and boy is it gonna be a polarizing one.


    Final two auditions posts coming soon.
    YES GAWD. THRILLED AF.
    and nervous



    EWFA X:
    *click here*
    THE VOYAGE: Ivory, Maslana, Winter
    HNTM: Senna, Sanne K., Sanne J., Ritse, Milan
    TFMT: Gun, Sam
    AtNTM: Samvel, Sergey, Elena, Katya


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    PLEASE VOTE!

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    IVANKA... YOU ARE A WHORE!!!!

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    EP 1|AUDITIONS (4/5)





    CASHMERE & COTTON


    Cashmere: DID YA FOOLS ORDAH SOME TWINS!?

    Cotton: hello

    Cashmere: I’m Cashmeh. I’m twe-ee-wuh and this me sista, Cottun.

    Cotton:
    hello everyone I love your makeup. very lovely work on your eyes especially.

    Trixie: *sus*


    Valentina: Now, Cashmere I hear you are tatted from top to bottom.

    Cashmere: yes luv, I am full body paint-eh *takes off shirt*


    Trixie:

    Nina:

    Valentina: oh wow there’s so many of them theyre all so wonderful!


    Cashmere: cheers, luv, meet meh backstage I can show ya each oov em personally in close detaiwl.

    Trixie: You’re also in a band?

    Cashmere: yes im in a band named catastrophe. We kinna do every-thin. Awl of the sex, party-in,
    drugs innit, but me baby sista shes not involved in all that.

    Katya: tell us about yourself, lesser twin?

    Cotton: welwl, me mum is very inta fashun and I decided ta enta this competishun to
    achieve my goals. Btw your smile is beautiful. *to Valentina*

    Valentina:

    Cashmere: (conf.) on-eslee? I’m a slob mate, and I luv maken pea-pul cry. Im a huge ass-howe. Modelings
    not me dream or whateva but im ‘ere to support me lil sista. We got dem strong Asian genes ta win dis
    competishun. Imma defend ha no matta whuh.

    Cotton: (conf.) I like ta be the centa of attenshun. Ill do anything to be in the spotlight, evun might gossip
    behind ya back, be a lil cheeky. But its awl because I want to control me destiny. I luv me bruv a lot and I brought
    em ‘ere to get his name out there, but awso just in case I get a lil loose lipped, I can ‘ave a defenda.

    Shea: Thank you, twins.

    Cashmere: na luv thank u. u know who ya winnahs of ewfa are
    gunna be and theyre right in froont of yas.


    ---

    Trixie: that little girl is sneaky af.


    Katya: why do you say?

    Trixie: … she complimented my makeup.

    Shea: oh ****, youre right she’s up to something.


    Katya: she needs her eyes checked.


    Nina: she’s a lying little rat.






    MIA


    Mia: I’m Mia, and


    Shea, Katya, Valentina:


    Mia: Yes, I knew you’d appreciate that.

    Shea: You’re half Black and half Jewish and you call yourself…

    Mia: Bluish! Lol. I’m not really religious, but I do respect my culture and everything, especially living in Isreal.

    Shea: Now while you might enjoy roast beef instead of a foot long,
    you’ve said that you’ve had some wiener in your life before?

    Mia:

    Yeah ok, let’s get into that. So when I had a boyfriend when I was younger, I was on the verge, of didn’t know
    if I was fully lesbian or not. I had really long straight brunette hair down to my back. No septum, all that.
    So I did some experimenting here and there…

    Katya: Oh been there done that, I’ve dipped in that mucky swamp water before too sis.

    Trixie: Ew.

    Mia: I lived and dated this guy for 3 years. He was alright but, after dating him for 3 years,
    I just um… hmm... how do I say this non offensively to you two...

    Nina:

    Mia: Ok do you ever go to the supermarket and you wanna cook a nice steak…

    Trixie: *knows where this is going*


    Mia:
    ...everytime I see a pink penis it makes me think of a really raw undercooked meat…

    Trixie, Shea, Nina:

    Katya: *hoarse laughter* ITS TRUE. ITS SO TRUE.


    Valentina: Back to a more serious note. That relationship (while it didn’t work), did form something special.

    Mia: Yes, I have a 3 year old son named Ryan. Being very honest… he wasn’t planned at all. I was very unhappy with
    my relationship, got drunk at a party… *deep sigh* was basically “taken advantage of”, you can read between those lines.

    Shea: oh no…

    Mia:

    So, then I got pregnant, and I didn’t know what happened to me happened. I thought it was my
    boyfriend’s son. We stayed together for a couple more years and then we found out Ryan wasn’t his, and he
    immediately left us… I’ve had to be independent for a long time. My parents are supportive, but when you have to
    knock on your parent’s door and tell them you’re homeless with a 3 year old, it feels… like you’re nothing. Like a
    disappointment. I was scouted to do this. I’m not gonna lie and say I’ve been flipping through magazines for years.
    I haven’t. I don’t much about this industry, but if I CAN fall in love with it. I’m on board.

    --

    Mia: (conf.) I was never really of the mindset that I was all that beautiful. I never had the BEST self-esteem.
    But, if I’m good enough for this I’m gonna at least try. I see these people on EWFA and every single winner is like a
    millionaire. Like all of them, even a lot of the ones that don’t win do super well. That’s like… a dream for me. I just want
    to make my son’s life better and if I can get a tiny bit of enjoyment out of the work, then that’s just a bonus.

    --

    Shea: walk for us, please.

    Mia: *voiceover*


    I’m not the best at this but, I’m 100% ready to learn. I’m very straight forward. I might come off
    like a bitch, but it’s just harsh reality. I hope to at least be cordial with everyone. I’m not here to make friends.



    --

    Shea: I like her fire and her grit. You can tell she won’t waste this because she’s got someone to work for.

    Nina: Is modeling REALLY what she wants to do? She did say this isn’t her passion.

    Valentina: But she was honest about it and said she’s willing to fall in love with it and I respect that.





    AMIRA


    Amira: *SLAMS DOORS open; walks really hard/loud from backstage into the room*
    give me my f*cking money


    Trixie:
    oh my god it looks awful


    Shea: Amira, it says here you were almost sent to a prostitution ring and abducted when you were 15?

    Amira: *surprisingly upbeat and positive about a story where she was nearly sent to a prostitution ring*

    Ok, this story isn’t actually funny but I find it funny. So I was walking the streets of Holland like normal, went to
    the store to get my momma some canned peaches and then this lady walks up to me and she said “oh you’re perfect,
    you’re beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelist-“



    Valentina:



    Shea: Let me stop you right there. She lied the minute she told you that you were
    beautiful because sweetie, you are what...?


    Shea, Trixie, Valentina, Nina, Katya, Amira: (altogether; in unison)


    Amira: EXACTLY, I should’ve known it was a scam but I was 15 and an idiot.
    So, I keep wondering, where’s the agency, when’s it starting and it never started.
    o, this Joanne the Scammer looking broad is like ‘oh its starting up soon just come to this dinner…’


    Trixie:



    Amira: So me and my hot friend, Stacie with the double D’s and the gold tooth, went out to dinner and it was just this prince
    sitting there. And he looked over at me and said I can give you all this money to be my bride, come back to Saudi Arabia with me.
    I was damn that’s a pretty sweet gig he was like 25 in pretty good shape, big nose, one crooked tooth, smelled like fish and had good
    credit so that’s a steal in Holland, all we have there is serial killers and cheese. And guess how much money he was offering me?

    Katya:

    Amira: $47 a week allowance, bitch.

    Trixie:


    Valentina:


    Amira: IKR!?


    Shea: So what stopped you from agreeing to such a gold mine?

    Amira: tbh, I was ready to go along with it. But then, he touched my hand and it was sweaty probably because
    he was nervous and that feeling was so gross, I’ve been completely dry ever since. Like bone dry.

    Trixie:

    Amira: Since that day, I’ve been a 100% dry chaste virgin Asexual. I have no attraction to anything, and I want no
    man, woman, or anything in between getting in these cakes. No ma’am. I don’t like body fluids on my hands,
    touching me, just ew.


    Shea: and what happened to Stacie

    Amira: that smart slag went thru with it. she sent me a postcard the other week. she was living it up with her
    $50,000 gold burqa and sent a picture of the $47 allowance she was getting, and she even got a $0.02 bonus last week.
    Ngl I was pretty salty about that, but hey, you win some you lose some.


    ---


    Amira: (conf.) I am an intersectional feminist, but in the extreme way, where I want to digest male vulnerability,
    now that my Sahara Desert vagina wants nothing to do with them. My goal is to get a man so hot, bothered and aroused that
    when I become a VS Angel, he will present himself to me and attempt to court and/or mate with me and I hit him with the




    as I strut away fiercely with the new line of VS chastity belt swimsuits.

    ----

    Shea: She’s so down to earth in her own “my vagoina’s dry” kinda way.
    She’s super like relatable besides the whole attempted abduction thing.

    Trixie: That ugly butt chin and the gap teeth make her so hideous but
    everything else is so pretty.


    Katya: She belongs in that competition.

    Nina: She belongs in a nut house.










    HAYAT


    Hayat: *walks in and just blood curdle screams*


    Shea:

    Nina:

    Valentina:

    Sasha Velour:

    Hayat: omg you guys are hot

    Shea: You did something in your audition tape that made US scream. What did you do?

    Hayat: the stunt?

    Shea: Yes. Do it again.

    Hayat: *flashes the queens and rose petals fly out*

    Katya:

    Trixie:

    Shea:

    Sasha Velour:

    ---

    Hayat(conf.):

    I’m blunt, honest and extra. You want a pad? You shouldn’t have had your period. You want toilet paper?
    You should’ve brought your own. You’re bleeding out after a rhinoceros impales you during a shoot gone wrong?
    I only have one bandaid and it’s going on MY finger.

    ---

    Hayat: I wanna change this whole industry like… right now. Like I wanna be my own legend, like Black girls are
    underrepresented in the EWFA Winner Circle like I wanna become the first Black winner of EWFA.

    Shea, Nina, Trixie, Valentina:


    Trixie: … sweety… Lisbeth won Cycle 8.


    Hayat: Oh no, I hated her she was so basic LOL. not nigerian enough.
    I’m gonna be the REAL first Black queen of EWFA. She doesn’t count.



    Nina & Shea: *mad*
    WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?


    ---

    Hayat:(conf.) I may or may not have clocked Lisbeth like idk I forgot who she was lol. Plus Jonesy was fat like
    lol she thought she was winning? Grace? an eight year old. Naomi may have tweeted Lisbeth after the show saying she
    was the next Naomi, but she’s blind because I’m the real Naomi Campbell 2.0.
    I mean I’m the only black girl here so ofc I’m getting casted.


    Producer: Mia is half-Somalian and Merle is one eighth-


    Hayat: (conf.)

    those don’t count. not nigerian enough.

    ---

    Shea: *dials number* Liz wud


    Queen Lisbeth: *phone* Hi, Shea! Nothing just in the limo on the way to my next booking,

    how are 10’s auditions coming! I’m so excited to see everyone.


    Shea: Good up until now. So I’ve got a dumbass in front of me, auditioning and she has
    something she needs to say to you.


    Hayat:*walks up to the phone* I have a rap for you, Lisbeth

    Queen Lisbeth:
    *phone* wow! exciting! let’s hear it!

    Hayat:

    youre not naomi
    youre not the next naomi
    im the real naomi campbell
    your tina tits shot shouldve been last
    ur legacy will be nothing when I win

    Shea: *starts taking her shoe off*



    Hayat:
    *runs out*




    Shea: *takes off shoe and throws it at Hayat’s head; barely misses*



    Nina: I’m kicking her ass when I see her backstage, disrespecting Queen like that.



    Queen Lisbeth: *phone* oh girls, let her be determined!
    I admire her tenacity, and she has
    a goal to being having a
    better legacy than me. My mother always said dream
    big, and she’s truly doing that. Good luck, girls!
    Pick me a good queen to crown!



    CYNDDELW

    Cynddelw: helo.



    Trixie: EW THE FACE

    Katya:


    Nina:


    Cynddelw: *extremely soft voice ala Michael Cera but so low you
    can't hear him, you only hear slight mumbling*

    helo. i … am... ken-dah-loo.

    Trixie:


    Cynddelw: *still very soft & unhearable* i am apologies…

    Shea:
    we can’t hear you, sweety, you gotta talk loude-


    Nina: I’m not doing this bit with you. *turns on megaphone, gets up and screams in Cynddelw's face*
    SPEAK INTO THIS SO WE CAN HEAR YOU BITCH.

    *hands it to Cynddelw*


    Cynddelw: ….. o k. *speaking into a megaphone but now at an almost
    normal volume*
    Mae'n ddrwg gennyf am fy llais meddal iawn ac na allech
    chi fy ngwrando.



    Nina: oh f*ck he don't even speak english.

    first of all, f*ck me. Second of all, f*ck you for
    having an eight letter name with one vowel.
    I’m not dealing with that.

    Valentina: pronounce your name again please?

    Cynddelw: ken-dah-loo.

    Shea: So Cantaloupe, it says here that you’re a Celtic Wiccan. How much money do I have to
    pay you to turn Nina back into her natural frog form?


    Nina: damn bitch


    Cynddelw: ie, dwi ddim yn wiccan ond nid rhywun cymedrig nac eisiau niweidio pobl. Rwyf am i bobl fod yn
    ddiogel ac yn hapus. Rwy'n credu yn y wrachcraft naturiol, hud y ddaear a'r ioga da.



    *subtitles magically appear in thin air under Cynddelw as he speaks*
    The Queens, following the subtitles that pop up as he's talking:


    Rough Subtitles: Yes ma’am, I'm a Wiccan does not mean I, a person, want to hurt people. I want to be safe and sound at
    the happiness of the people. I believe in the witchcraft (the nature of), and good from the magic of yoga.

    Katya: I can tell you exercise, your chest is huge and your waist is so small.

    Trixie: Your waist is SO SMALL, VIOLET IS SHAKING.

    Violet Chachki:*mad @ at home*



    Katya: *runs up and tests this out* omg i can fit my hands literally around your waist


    Trixie:
    , cynddlejbdchdfv;.

    Katya: *"accidentally" makes eye contact with Cynddlew
    standing right in front of him*


    Cynddelw:









    Katya:

    *runs back to her seat hoarse laughing*


    Katya & Trixie:




    Valentina: Even though your face is so long and your body is shaped a goblet, your voice is so soft and
    sweet and you move so gracefully like you’re gliding on air. You say you get negative things said about you on the street?

    Cynddelw: Ydw, yr wyf wedi clywed geiriau negyddol am fy merched. Fe'i gelwid ar unwaith
    yn Hunchback Wyllt Cymru. Ond rwy'n falch o fod yn feddal yn fy nghalon ac yn wyneb od. Rwyf yn gryf mewn sawl
    ffordd, ac rwyf wrth fy modd i bawb, ni waeth pa mor galed yw eu geiriau.

    Rough Subtitles: Ye, I did hear negative words about myself. I was heard being called ugly Hunchback of Wales. However,
    I have a easy heart and no weakness in the face of power. I am strong in many ways, and all the people
    I like, no matter how hard those words hit the heart inside of my chest areas.



    Shea: omg protect this good man from the evils of this world


    Nina: You said you like to do yoga, exercise, crossfit AND lift weights!?

    Cynddelw:Rwy'n credu ein bod ni fel pobl yn gofalu am ein cyrff ac rwy'n hoffi bod yn ffit a mawr a chryf.
    Mae e'n dda. Rwy'n gobeithio nad wyf yn eich sarhau. Mae peidio â bod yn gyhyrau yn iawn hefyd. Rydych chi i gyd
    yn brydferth fel dynion â chredysau a breasts ffug. Rydych chi'n eithaf.


    Rough Subtitles: I think I (as most) care for the body to be big, fit and strong. It is good. But I do hope that you are not insulted.
    It is not only beautiful for these big muscles well, other is also great. You are all beautiful, as men with hidden
    penises and mock breasts. You're all worthy of love and admiration of others of people in the World.




    Trixie:

    omg hes so sweet

    Valentina: You say you also do another unconventional form of exercise?

    Cynddelw: ... um... ye. Ydw, hoffwn ymarfer fy nghorff ar y polyn stripper.

    Rough Subtitles: ... um, ye, I like to exercise my body from stripper pole.

    Katya:

    Finally a real man, *pulls out a 10 foot pole from underneath her chair and
    sets it up in the middle of the room* show us what you got, girl.


    Cynddelw: … o k.


    Cynddelw: *does that*


    Trixie:

    Katya:

    Shea:

    Valentina:


    Cynddelw: *gracefully flies off the pole out of the audition out of the room in slow motion*
    Diolch yn fawr i chi am ystyried imi fod ar y sioe hon…

    Rough Subtitles: Thank you for hoping me to be good model.
    I will not let disappoint all of thee-



    --

    Shea: Is it me or has he been your favorite so far?

    Nina, Trixie, Katya, Valentina:








    VALENTEANA


    Intern: You’re on, Valenteana.

    Valenteana: *giggling* ahuhuhoo looks like its my time to shine.


    Cameraman: Valenteana, Sally the Intern’s purse has gone missing today have you seen it?

    Valenteana: oh. I asked little miss sally for a stick of gum and I spotted *gag; whispers*cigarettes.
    So I decided to do her and her lungs a favor and locked her purse in one of the dressing rooms and set it on fire.

    Valenteana:

    *fire alarm blaring*

    Cameraman: OMG



    Valenteana: ahuhuhoo are you ready for all this TEA, america and others?

    *fire truck honking in the bg*




    ---




    Valenteana:
    My name is Valenteana Amelia Gillian Isabelle Natalie Addison-Stevens,
    and I love tea.

    Katya: You look so exotic where are you from exactly?

    Valenteana:

    Shea: *actually from Chicago* OMG REALLY!?

    Valenteana: no lol

    Trixie: so where are you actually from?

    Valenteana:

    Shea: Valenteana, we gotta get real sis because about 80% of everyone that has
    come in here has had something (mostly) negative to say about you. Roll the footage.

    ---

    *goofy music montage playing in the background*

    Idina: I think Valenteana’s friends with the producers, so of course she’s gonna win.

    -

    Mia: Valenteanasshole-

    -

    Laurentine: She walked up to me once and put her finger in my mouth and… uh… yeah…
    she stuck her finger in my mouth.

    -

    Bagheera: Villainteana-

    -
    B.B.: she just walked up to me and said “bbd” and I was confused but then she said it again and I got it, and
    I was like yeah sure and she wrote my name down on board titled “To Do List” or smth?

    -

    Osanna: She spoke whale to me and called me “Tuvi’s afterbirth”.

    Shea: OMG!?


    Osanna: ngl, i respect the hell out of her for doing it, we’re gonna be best friends.

    ---





    Shea: and that's not even the worst of it. the stuff that wundy & gabo said you did to them was unholy.
    what do you have to say to all that.

    Valenteana:
    damn dang darn. well, I got a loose mouth. I kinda like to be a troll, it’s the only thing I’m good at because
    I have no other real discernable talents besides being lazy and having a poor work ethic. Most of its for jokes, though
    the only thing I said that might’ve been too far was when I did vocally say Osanna was a fat bitch but…
    let’s be real, it’s like calling a cow a bovine, or calling Ivanka a whore, HOsanna’s factually is, indeed, a fat bitch.


    Trixie: ok very true but do you think when you say mean things or troll people that you do it
    out of malice or do you do it because you’ve been hurt… *head bob* I think it’s your inner saboteur.


    Valenteana: no lol.

    Trixie:

    Valenteana:

    Trixie:


    Valenteana: ok like *sad music playing in the background; ultimate sob story alert; voice starts cracking FURIOUSLY*
    ok, wow ok so like you know the fire really tore my family apart and like my house got torn down and my
    sister’s car broke down, and my mom went blind and my dad’s got backwards busted kneecap syndrome and
    my brother’s gay like my familys really f*cked up you know? And I need to money to fix my family and fix my life.
    I have given up EVERYTHING to be a model. I sold my CAT to get this plane ticket. I would do runway walks on the
    cafeteria tables in middle school and the kids would throw apples at my head and say “get off the table, fat ass” and
    I would cry but I would cry ~fiercely~ and still do my walk. I was like just like wow valenteana u gotta do ewfa when its created
    in like 8 more years and then when it was created I was like damn I gotta sign up and ive tried EVERY.SINGLE.SEASON. to get here and
    I’M FINALLY HERE AND I’M GONNA WIN BECAUSE
    I HAVE A TERMINAL ILLNESS AND I’M GONNA WIN.
    I GOT GATOR SKIN WITHOUT THE BUMPS.



    Nina:

    Shea: oh god im rooting for you so much


    Valentina:

    Trixie: was all that really true?


    Valenteana: no lol only thing true was that my ass is fat

    Trixie: bitch

    Valenteana:

    ---

    Valenteana: (conf.) my motto is ‘my life’s really uneventful, so let’s piss people off’. My ultimate goal in life is to
    avoid Nigeria at all costs. trolling… it’s an art form. it’s the thing im most good at, second being ugly… third having elephant hips…
    the truth of the matter is that I’ve come dressed like a believer, I’m soliciting for trust, yet I’m digging for insecurities.
    You can receive me as a friend, thinking I have your best interests in mind. Without careful observation or spiritual discernment,
    the spirit of jealousy, envy and malice will play a childhood game of hide and seek until I seek to find… lies and deceit; jealousy.


    ---


    Valenteana:*runway walk*





    Nina & Valenteana:




    Trixie, Katya, Shea: Oh, Valen-TAY-ONA,



    Valentina:

    Valenteana:

    Trixie:


    Valenteana: *walks out*


    Shea:(@Nina)BITCH, SHE STOLE YOUR ASS, AND HER’S IS REAL!

    Nina:

    she’ll be getting a strongly worded message from my litigator, bitch.


    Valenteana:

    Nina:
    I think I might!









    Final audition part coming soon.










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    Cynddelw aka Cantaloupe, and his moment with Katya

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    Valenteana vs Ivanka
    Fight of the century tbh




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    So I was reading through all these auditions and here's some highlights:

    Ivanka is gonna be an interesting character, she's gonna be funny and her text is impossible to read without a Russian accent in my head lol.
    Honestly after reading Eric's part, I like him more.
    - Osanna is coming for the other plussies revenge.
    - I feel like Dakota and Bagheera could be friends. Dakota's story is quite sad.
    - I don't know what Tuna's secret is because the image or w/e isn't showing up for me lol. But I'm here for calling her Tuna.
    - Omg Lazarus part was so random but also funny. All these random names lmaooo

    - Inder seems like a Karno type of guy.
    - Oh @ Toft twerking. Overall he's very relatable lmao.
    - Idina is an icon already.
    - 1.2 million dollars? omg @ the queens freaking out over the money (same)

    ok i g2g for a bit so i'll continue this later, i'll probably edit the rest of my comments in or i'll post a new comment


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    I was so ready for Val having princess-type of personality but DAMN this bitch is LIVID.

    Rooting for her and Hayat to clock the bitchezzz.


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    CASHMERE & COTTON
    OMG! stanning for Cashmere So hot.
    I need a personal Cotton in my life. I need affirmations every minute LOL
    i wish i can be backstage so i could take a glimpse of cashmere lolol


    MIA
    Undercooked meat lmao
    Love her story <3 Very interesting. She's rootable.
    Now I love her more <3


    AMIRA
    OMG She's so funny. She's gonna be my dose of Henny this season.
    Poor girl knowing she's ugly hahaha
    AHAHHAHA no body fluids


    HAYAT
    WHY DOES EGGHEAD KEEP POPPING.
    HMMMM DISRESPECT TO THE ONLY BLACK QUEEN! No-no. bye.
    #NotNigerianEnough
    Girl did dare. Disrespect for the queen is a no-no. I REPEAT. That rap

    But ofc, being the most respectable queen, she's humble hahaha jk

    CYNDDELW
    Ken-dah-loo . If real people can TRULY adore cartoon charries then it's happening to me with him
    First "helo" and he's already adorable
    DO NOT MAKE SOME FUNNY NICKNAMES FOR THE KING. A disrespect.
    #IDisagreeWithCantaloupe
    DAMN waist <3
    I am "Shea: omg protect this good man from the evils of the world"
    ICONIC already @ the stripper pole lmaooo
    ANOTHER FAVE FAVE FAVEST GUY


    VALENTEANA
    ICONIQUE entrance
    WHY IS SHE SOOOOOOOO HATEEEEDDDD. I love me some Gypsy-esque reception in the house! STANNING!
    HAHAHAHA Lmao This is so sad it's funny reminds me of Anatomy of a Misfit.
    Oh, everything wasn't true.

    LMAOOOOOOO I DESPISED her on the show but that is GOLD hahaha

    <3

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