oh wait. Wrong picture of me.
Ah, here we go.
hello, you fu
cking losers. at first, i had planned to like, go through and read everyone's comments to you all after i read you guys' opening statements but that's not my strong suit this evening. at this point, idk what questions i'm going to ask but i'm just going to address some things that i noticed.
yes, i was aloof this game. yes, i was out of the loop aside from whatever spencer told me because tbh i was going through a real life situation with a n*gga for the month of january so yeah, i really didn't know what was going on. but when i realized that i had a chance to like, coast to the end, bitch! If I wasn't going to try to do it. SHI
T. Especially since I placed 4th the first season for the complete opposite reason. LMFAO. ANYWAYS.
I said all that because I'm coming into this actually wanting to vote for a winner that's worth it. I read the opening statements and my Lord, I have something to pick out from each of you all.
, I just want you to know that out of the three opening statements, yours came across the most unrefined and basic. I think that you think it's cute to be bitchy and snarky, but it's actually quite an unbecoming trait of such a basic player as yourself. You think you make these ~big moves~ and whatnot, and that paying me dust was like you actually ~doing something~ because you were voting obvious targets out but all of your big moves are typical of a player of this game. What's really sad is this is your second time in the finals and I really think you have absolutely no shot of winning because of the way that you come off and present yourself as being very...uninspiring.
Like seriously. Two ELLs presented better opening statements.
But I digress~
Congrats to you making it this far. I guess you had to do something to get to the end twice. You pretty much confirmed that you ARE, in fact, a GOAT, in your opening statement. Out of the two, you really are the least likable and the least flashy. So what do you think sets you apart from them other than being basic? And what makes you think I should vote for you? I could pay you the same amount of dust you paid me the whole game for this vote, right?
, to be honest. I didn't talk to you all game. So there's no reason for me not to want to initially vote for you. Your opening statement is like, the literal epitome of who David was as a character on Survivor. I echo Eunji in wondering why you chose him - did you think that you were going to be the second coming of him and actually be the winner of the season? Why didn't you talk to me all game until the end? I thought we were friends. Did we talk? (If we did, IDR). Just because you were UTR and the least offensive, does that mean you deserve to win? Or does that mean that you are just non-confrontational? I mean...I don't think the winner of the game should be a weak bitch. And that's kinda like the role that you played. Go to bed, Jada. Or, you can wake up and really own your bad bitchery and state why you deserve my vote.
, LOL. I don't even know what to say to you. You played the best, by far. To me, since I was out of the loop as you stated all game, you came off to me as very airheady. Just like Pilar, tbh. But you were a strong player and clearly a threat. Your name was in everyone's mouth. But you still managed to get here. You go, Glen Coco. But, are you really outwitting in terms of jury management rn? Like, you stated that you had to backstab to get here and whatnot and be ruthless, and in life that's the only way you can be successful. I would like to refute that and state that I didn't get to where I am in my life being a fake bitch, cutting hoes at the throat for no reason, and basically being a liar. That's what you were. And even worse, you were a scary liar. And I can't stand a scary ho. You played this game like a "wannabe bad bitch". But are you really bad?
To all three of you -
Give each juror a Tekken character based off of how they played.
Tell me 5 things you enjoyed about Shirley in this game, since you kept my lazy ass around long enough to make me miss the first time there's a final three I feel like~
Tell me what is bothering you the most IRL right now, and also, what was the most distracting during the duration of this game IRL and how you endured that while still making it to the end successfully? If you can convince me that you actually are a lion, I'll vote for you.
Tell me a gif story of how you got to the end. I liked this question from someone else in the past.